So here's the story: this guy wrestled a jaguar for 20 minutes when it leapt through his home in Jerusalem...personally not a fight I'd like to get into when I'm in my jammies.
Well, Miss Lohan has checked herself into rehab...I'd like to go through a 12-step program that helps me understand the point of rehab if celebs keep doing idiotic things, checking themselves into rehab and then doing idiotic things again...
So this guy with a weird fetish stole 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes just to smell them...oh Wisconsinites...don't they get enough stinky cheese to smell?
Another weird guy who obviously wanted his mouth burned off asked for 10 hot sauce packets from Wendy's in Miami when customer policy was only 3 packets. The manager who was trying to protect the chili sauce was shot but not killed.
Well, another slow news day, but I hope you enjoy!
Random fact of the day: Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
5.29.07 Yeah, this whole America thing? Not really working out...
Where went the days when all the guys wore powdered wigs and dressed like the Quaker Oatmeal guy? You know, the days when we actually sort of had a government? Or at least, the poor fashionably ill guys had a chance at making the country pretty cool. Now Bush's approval rating is pretty much not even an approval rating anymore and our country is constantly getting in trouble for shooting in some other country overseas. To add insult to injury, Paris Hilton's going to jail. That just seals the deal...
Of course, she's already gotten about half of her sentence taken away; who's to say she won't just get pardoned? I for one am surprised that she even knew who the governor was when she asked for a pardon from Schwarzenegger.
Now Jack Kevorkian, known as Doctor Death, is leaving prison after only eight years of his 10-25 year sentence. This guy broadcasted a murder on primetime people...talk about bad news.
Michael Jackson's now auctioning off a bunch of his stuff. Um...I'll just say right now, I've got a good supply of footie pajamas in my closet. I don't wanna see what this guy's selling...
Lindsay Lohan was recently arrested on a DUI charge after police found cocaine at the scene. What happened to the little faux twins from Parent Trap? She used to be cute and innocent but it now seems like she's doing anything to be heard from.
Well, I'm afraid this is all I have for today. It's been sort of a slow news day.
Random fact of the day: The only mammal that can't jump is the elephant.
P.S. Charles Nelson Reilly has died. Yes, the favorite celeb of most from Match Game has passed due to pneumonia *moment of silence inserted here*
Of course, she's already gotten about half of her sentence taken away; who's to say she won't just get pardoned? I for one am surprised that she even knew who the governor was when she asked for a pardon from Schwarzenegger.
Now Jack Kevorkian, known as Doctor Death, is leaving prison after only eight years of his 10-25 year sentence. This guy broadcasted a murder on primetime people...talk about bad news.
Michael Jackson's now auctioning off a bunch of his stuff. Um...I'll just say right now, I've got a good supply of footie pajamas in my closet. I don't wanna see what this guy's selling...
Lindsay Lohan was recently arrested on a DUI charge after police found cocaine at the scene. What happened to the little faux twins from Parent Trap? She used to be cute and innocent but it now seems like she's doing anything to be heard from.
Well, I'm afraid this is all I have for today. It's been sort of a slow news day.
Random fact of the day: The only mammal that can't jump is the elephant.
P.S. Charles Nelson Reilly has died. Yes, the favorite celeb of most from Match Game has passed due to pneumonia *moment of silence inserted here*
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