So here's the story: this guy wrestled a jaguar for 20 minutes when it leapt through his home in Jerusalem...personally not a fight I'd like to get into when I'm in my jammies.
Well, Miss Lohan has checked herself into rehab...I'd like to go through a 12-step program that helps me understand the point of rehab if celebs keep doing idiotic things, checking themselves into rehab and then doing idiotic things again...
So this guy with a weird fetish stole 1,500 pairs of girls' shoes just to smell them...oh Wisconsinites...don't they get enough stinky cheese to smell?
Another weird guy who obviously wanted his mouth burned off asked for 10 hot sauce packets from Wendy's in Miami when customer policy was only 3 packets. The manager who was trying to protect the chili sauce was shot but not killed.
Well, another slow news day, but I hope you enjoy!
Random fact of the day: Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
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